I am out of practice. I have started and deleted and started this post again 3 or 4 times. My ideas just aren't fleshing themselves out, and I am too tired to get my fingers into the next blanket story that's floating around my head. So I would like to share with you several things that annoyed the crap out of me today.
1. People without a sense of humor-For crying out loud, stop taking every damn thing so seriously. Lighten up. Life is too short to not laugh at least once an hour.
2. People who don't pay attention because they think they're so smart they don't need you to train or teach them. Listen dorkwad, if I'm taking the time to explain something to you, there is a reason. If it was self-explanatory, I would say "this is pretty self-explanatory" I didn't, so that means it's not.
3. Sullen college students (primarily women) who walk around my friendly little community like they'd rather be elsewhere. You know the ones, the ones who have a perpetual frown, don't exchange the friendly little smiles, or hellos that belong in our little small town. The nasty ones who take up the whole aisle and don't move aside when you're trying to get through. Who stand right at the entrance and smoke, in your face. The ones who litter, and are rude and inconsiderate, and unfriendly, and sullen, and awful and horrible. I would like to put them all on a bus and send them back to the source. Let them make the people in their hometown miserable.
4. Oak trees that keep dropping not fully grown, unripe acorns in the driveway that have to be swept up because JT wants to eat them, but the squirrels do not.
5. People who dinner and use 4 times a many dishes as you would use. But don't wash the dishes.
6. Writer's block
7. Carpet that doesn't clean itself.
1. People without a sense of humor-For crying out loud, stop taking every damn thing so seriously. Lighten up. Life is too short to not laugh at least once an hour.
2. People who don't pay attention because they think they're so smart they don't need you to train or teach them. Listen dorkwad, if I'm taking the time to explain something to you, there is a reason. If it was self-explanatory, I would say "this is pretty self-explanatory" I didn't, so that means it's not.
3. Sullen college students (primarily women) who walk around my friendly little community like they'd rather be elsewhere. You know the ones, the ones who have a perpetual frown, don't exchange the friendly little smiles, or hellos that belong in our little small town. The nasty ones who take up the whole aisle and don't move aside when you're trying to get through. Who stand right at the entrance and smoke, in your face. The ones who litter, and are rude and inconsiderate, and unfriendly, and sullen, and awful and horrible. I would like to put them all on a bus and send them back to the source. Let them make the people in their hometown miserable.
4. Oak trees that keep dropping not fully grown, unripe acorns in the driveway that have to be swept up because JT wants to eat them, but the squirrels do not.
5. People who dinner and use 4 times a many dishes as you would use. But don't wash the dishes.
6. Writer's block
7. Carpet that doesn't clean itself.
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