Putting Niki Together

Here's what a typical day looks like in my universe. 6am-my partner crawls out of bed to start his day after being warm and snuggly against me for our standard extra 5 minutes of snoozing. I lay there annoyed that he's left and taken the warmth with him and ignore the cat meowing at me to be petted until.... 615 at which time my alarm goes off. I hear the 14 year old makeup queen already moving because eyeliner takes at least 20 minutes. I continue to lay in bed planning what I'm going to wear. Until 624 when the 9 minute snooze alarm goes off and I drag myself to the shower. The cat is still yowling at me because he doesn't like to use the litter box alone. He likes to be accompanied to the litter box then left alone until he's done using it and launching litter into the four corners of the house via furious hiding of his business. Then he uses his nicer meow voice to request that I freshen up the food in his bowl. He can't eat the food that is in...